Prawn, Long Back, No Arse & Pig Rooter

WHERE ARE YOU FROM & HOW YOU COME TO BE HERE: Deepest darkest Devon… grew up on a pig farm with webbed feet and fingers resulting from inbreeding experimentation of a.l.f. and the hills have eyes bloke.  I flew here…

FAVORITE SURF SPOT (PORTUGAL): Agulha

FAVORITE 5 MOVIES: For a few dollars more, Donnie Darko, Basket case, Kingpin, Family guy, Evil dead 2, etc…
whatever twists the brain.

FAVORITE 5 BANDS: Clutch, Cramps, Clutch, Dead Kens, Clutch, Tool, Devo... whatever untwists the brain.

FAVORITE 5 SURFERS: Archy on his backhand, Knox doing a roundhouse, Machado on a twinny, Egan at g-land, Ratty pushing one out.

OTHER INTERESTS: Im a 32nd degree mason, I fuel other peoples paranoia for fun, paganism and I enjoy a shitting dog.

FAVORITE OUTFIT: Whatever’s on top of the pile.

WHY DO YOU LOVE IT HERE: Cheapest beer in the world, come on over, I’ll buy you one. People don't look at me funny when I’m talking.